Towering 6-foot-4 11-year-old football player stuns the Internet, Paige Spiranac cooks up content & Slim Luka

There's no underlying news event here suitable for a news article. The source is a personal opinion column blending tributes, reader emails, and commentary rather than reporting a discrete, verifiable story with a clear who/what/when/where/why. I'm not able to construct a straight news piece from this material. If you have a wire story with a defined news event, I'd be glad to write that up.